564. Teal knitted t-shirt top from GAP, wasn't flattering and I think Ozzy pissed on it! - thrown away.

563. Ripped pair of socks - thrown away.

562. Bourjois blusher, compact is broken and it goes everywhere and I don't use it anyway as I've been using bronzer instead - thrown away.

561 - 560. 2 make-up sponges that I don't use because I use foundation brushes instead - thrown away.

589 - 587. 3 cheap eyeliners that I never use anymore - thrown away.

586. The complete wedding organiser and record, very dry book, so traditional it hurts, I don't really want to give it bookshelf space! - given to charity.

585. Unofficial Simpsons Guide of Darren's that is never used - given to charity.

584. Bright green plastic necklace, I never wear it as it's quite childish - given to charity.

583. Black handbag from Faith, never really use it - given to charity.

582. Adidas tankini top, it doesn't suit me - given to charity.

581. Green work jumper from Debenhams, static and bobbly, I never wear it - given to charity.

580. Grass green knitted top from Primark, saw a chav wearing this as a dress which really put me off and I don't wear it anyway - given to charity.

579. Cream and pink lacey suspender belt, doesn't go with anything - given to charity.

578. Black and pale blue lace bra, I never wear it and I threw the matching pants out! - given to charity.

577. Pale green pashmina with beads, I never use it and can't see myself using it - given to charity.

576. Black strapless bra from M&S, I never wear it - given to charity.

575. Bright green long sleeved top with cat on, too small and bad memories - given to charity.

574. Black tweed work trousers, too big and horrible! - given to charity.

573. Green corduroy blazer from Topshop, too small across the shoulders - given to charity.

572. Pale green scarf/wrap thing, old and not good enough for charity - thrown away.

571. Old Speedo swimsuit, doesn't fit anymore - thrown away.

570. Pink mesh pants from La Senza, I never wear them cos they show your bum! - thrown away.

569 - 567. 3 pairs of my old black pants - thrown away.

566. Pair of adidas bikini bottoms, don't like them and can't give them to charity as unhygienic! - thrown away.

565 - 562. 4 pairs of Darren's old socks, no elastic! - thrown away.

561 - 559. 3 old pairs of Darren's pants that are falling apart! - thrown away.

558. Bag of confetti in boxes that Alex gave me but we didn't use either - given away on freecycle.

557. Old black Converse Sandals, don't like them anymore and very worn - thrown away.

556. Cow print slippers, very dirty and can't be bothered to wash as they seem to need washing all the time - thrown away.

555. Blue swimming costume, very worn and too big - thrown away.

554. Darren's bow tie, broken - thrown away.

553. Pyjama bottoms, ruined by Ozzy throwing up on them! - thrown away.

552 - 550. 3 blue make-up/toiletries bags that I don't use - donated to charity.

549. Short black velvet skirt from Oasis, too short! - donated to charity.

548. Green silk vest top from Topshop, bit tarty! - donated to charity.

547. Stripey beige George jacket, don't like it anymore - donated to charity.

546. Black Primark jacket, have decided to get rid of it now - donated to charity.